Here is a slightly odd story: One day while I was spitting in the bathroom a shiny pie fell through the roof. It immediately jumped on the table and knocked over the phone. Then it ran out the door into the kitchen and threw a dictionary off the dishwasher. It then knocked a glass of poison off the coffee table. After 14 minutes of chasing the pie through the house I finally caught it and put it outside. It quickly climbed the nearest katilina. (o_O")


Now, Here is another story in REaLLY ANnOYing TeXt!
"That lovely scarf is being ruined by an old man! Make him be pretty, mommy!" This is what young Smatilina was thinking one summer day. But her mommy didnt care! So, she remained silent. Sure, she could have gone up to the old man and given him french fries in exchange for the scarf, but what was the point? He would still be an ugly man. And so, Smaati did nothing. But THEN, the next day, she saw him again while she was sitting in her front yard weeding the tulips. that scarf, Smaati must own! It was similar to one another man used to wear, only not black and not pointy! And who weeds tulips, anyway?! Smatilina does!! So THEN, she ran up to the man and stole his scarf. But he was all like 'hey i'm going to a craft store, give it back!' and she was all like 'no sir, i am sorry but you are too ugly' but then the guy looked all sad and stuff so she felt guilty and said 'hey dude i didnt mean it like that, you just arent as beautiful as this scarf! but thats ok because i dont think you want to be beautiful anyway' the man thought for a while before replying 'oh, but i do! i was never as pretty as the other children in my school, and now look at me!! A weird girl has stolen my scarf, and my dignity!' then he ran away. Smaati *should* have been happy with the stupid scarf, but NO, i say, she ran after the man."hey man!" she said "wait up! I didnt mean to insult you...really...i didnt!" The man stared wide-eyed at smaati, chanting "Its too late for that! Mwahahaha! Zeebab Glass shatter, away!" Smatilina was confused! Then, her ear blew up, and she was more confused! And angry! "What are you, you crazy ugly man?!" she cried in fear, for her ear was nowhere to be seen! "I am Zeebab! I am god! fear me and my ear-blowing-away powers! Now give me my scarf!!! You have enraged me, and so you gotsa die!!" THEN, as if by really creepy magic, a gnome flew across the pavement! "AHHH GNOME!! DIE DIE DIE"...they were united in their gnome-fearing...but whats this!? Smaati's shoe was untied! (We call this 'failed-irony' kiddies :D) So THEN, the gnome stared at them and stuff. gnomes are scary! *To be continued* Back